Operation: Harebrained Scheme is a success, thanks to me.

Unlike the girls, who like to force Ryan and Gabby into awkward situations, I had a reasonable conversation with Gabby about how Ryan is super cool and she should be his girlfriend. And sure enough, after I intervened things started going smoothly!

So my yesterday and today were filled with excitements! Good and bad. It started with me making lasagne :D Then, Catlin and I went to Kim's house, and we drove to the mall. I don't actually have pictures of the mall. :( we went lingerie shopping for Gabby, because we were throwing her a surprise party :D

Eventually Catlin and I got back to Catlin's house, and Ryan met us there. Surprise! I guess she was happy ,I don't know. It was the worst surprise ever, we didn't let her into the house because Kim hadn't gotten there yet, and their cars were broken because they drove over tree stumps. But when everyone got inside people were happy. :D? We played lots of Guitar Hero before we ate.

We had Vegetarian Lasagna, which I guess was acceptable. Also, cheesey toast and cakes and plapple juice! The birthday girl was a happy camper, and uh... so were Kim and Ryan.

Gabby opened her present bag to find a red corset that we bought for her :D she was happy. Then uh. Kim left.

Then it happened! When Kim was gone, we played more guiar her lolz. Gabby and Ryan were playing but in reality it was Ryan playing with Gabby trying to mess him up. So I walked into the little TV foyer to say "HEY BITCHES U WANT CAKE" and I found them kissing, lolz. I was very distraught, I didn't know they would be up to that sort of thing! So I ran into the kitchen and told Catlin that we need cake and lots of it.

At one point I guess Kim rearrived and we played more Guitar Heroes, which I'm sure have become boring pictures to look at. I guess... Catlin was lurking around or something, like a creeper. No, she was not drunk.

Then Ryan and I were kicked out at 8:00 :( because we were at a girl's house. We didn't actually... leave, though. We went to a restaurant and had a delicious chocolate milkshake and he has some nasty-ass coffee. At around 9:25 we started our funderful adventure back to Catlin's house, because we are bad kids. He has a pipe cleaner super hero in his truck, bahrhahda. We parked three blocks away from Catlin's house, in front of a very creepy house.

We... apparently walked by some cars, because cars are there. On streets, usually. Ryan had a bag with... nothing in it, probably. mystery houses and strange wooden men.

THEN SOMETHING GODDAMN SCARY HAPPENED!! Since we were sneaking into a house and one of us had fuggin' mystery bags, we were being particularly sketchy. Also... this cannot continue. So I will stop it now.

Pahahah

I swear, the more blogs I make, the more insanities I will most likely accrue. A blog for every situation, for every audience, is a good thing. I can get things off of my chest in every direction without hurting any feelings. :D What could this one possible be for? Complaining about... my family...? No, no, it just doesn't work like that. I am sure I will have a revelation and start spewing all of my emotions out onto my computer like I do every time I am depressed.

ASpeewwewesehghh nasty stuff, my emotions. Can't decide which way is which, up is down? Depressed is happy. Fun times are bad times. I am terrible at deciding how I feel at any given moment, it's a shame really. Maybe I am bipolar or something, hm. Sucks =[ I've already decided that this blog is a bad idea. I am also significantly less happy than I was five minutes ago. :D!

Too bad, you assholes need to at least pretend to read the things I write if I ever want to feel stupid for having emotions so I can repress them real deep. Have fun, I'm a bit manic panic now, but that should change when school starts.